To kick things off on our First Anniversary (we got married twice, so there will be two of these each year…sigh) weekend, The Better Half and I went to see Morrissey at the Hollywood Bowl.
Now, I know a bit of the Moz, and have listened to him here and there, but The Better Half truly loves him, and boy was she not alone!
There was every conceivable kind of human being when I walked up to Bowl that cool Friday evening, and I had no idea that this gentle, slightly effete, very well dressed middle-aged man from Manchester could inspire such passion from the all these people outlined below.
All you have to do is multiple each column with each other to get a cross-section of the live audience at the Bowl that night…pretty mind-blowing huh?
As for the First Anniversary itself…well, I watched the French Open, ate Pizza, watched the NBA Finals, ate crêpes, lay on the sofa, and then watched all those hours of The Sopranos we had saved up on the DVR leading up to the grand finale. It was all topped off by some delicious butter pecan/macadamia nut/Heath toffee ice-cream with whipped cream.
I wonder why guys fret so much over their anniversaries?
The Moz Mash-Up
American Indian
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Goth
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Father
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Teenage
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Child
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Arab
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Punk
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Mother
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Tweenage
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Boy
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Asian
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Post-Punk
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Sister
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Young
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Girl
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Asian Indian
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Metalhead
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Brother
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Middle Age
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Man
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Cajun
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Screamo
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Son
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Upper Middle Age
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Woman
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Chinese
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Pop
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Daughter
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Older
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Transgender
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Cuban
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Post-Pop
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Uncle
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Old
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Dude
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Czech
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Neo-Pop
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Aunt
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Under 18
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Surfer Dude
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Danish
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Retro New Wave
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Cousin
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18-24
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Frat Boy
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Dutch
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Rockabilly
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Grandfather
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25-34
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Sorority Sister
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Filipino
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New-Rockabilly
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Grandmother
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35-44
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Frat Dude
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Finnish
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Acoustic Punk
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Nephew
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45-54
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Sorority Chick
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French
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Jazz
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Niece
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Over 55
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Girly Girl
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French Canadian
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Acoustic Techno Fusion
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Cousin Brother
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Self Employed
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Tom Boy
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German
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Big Band
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Cousin Sister
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Administration
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Girly Man
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Greek
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Be Bop
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First Cousin
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I.T.
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Metros*xual
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Hispanic
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Acoustic Rock
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Second Cousin
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Unskilled
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Soccer Mom
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Hungarian
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Soul
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Third Cousin
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Skilled
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Soccer Dad
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Icelandic
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Big Beat
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Fourth Cousin
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Lower Management
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Vegetarian
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Irish
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Surf-Rock
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Grand Nephew
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Middle Management
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Non-Conformist
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Italian
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Reggaeton
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Grand Niece
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Upper Management
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Conformist
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Japanese
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Paisley Underground
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First Cousin Once
Removed
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Currently Unemployed
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Fashionista
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Korean
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Trip-Hope
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First
Cousin
Twice
removed
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Student
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Intellectual Superhero
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Lebanese
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Folk-Punk
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First
Cousin
Thrice
removed
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Homemaker
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Angry Young Man
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Mexican
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Tejano
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Great
Grand
Nephew
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Retired
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Angry Young Woman
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Norwegian
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Reggae
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Great
Grand Niece
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Home Owners
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Pennsylvania German
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Shoe-Gazer
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Second Cousin Once
Removed
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Car Owners
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Laid-Back Dude
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Polish
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Techno
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Second
Cousin
Twice
removed
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Married
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Snob
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Puerto Rican
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Funk
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Second
Cousin
Thrice
removed
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Parents
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People Pleaser
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Russian
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Bohemian Dub
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Step-Father
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Smokers
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Loner
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Scandinavian
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World Beat
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Step-Mother
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Dog Owners
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Republican
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Scottish-Irish
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Post-Romanticism
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Step-Sister
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Cat Owners
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Slacker
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Scottish
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Gangsta
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Step-Brother
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Soccer Fans
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Elitist
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Swedish
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Wanksta
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Step-Son
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Basketball Fans
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Know-It-All
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Ukrainian
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Brit-Pop
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Step-Daughter
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Music Lovers
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Democrat
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Vietnamese
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Hip-Hop
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Distant Relative
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Affluent
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Texan
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White
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Prog-Rock
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Acquaintance
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Other
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Sardar
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The basu! Guide to the Movies
(The Corporate-Rebel-Without-a-Cause Edition)
08 June 2007
The b! List
Ten things that are the best, ever (currently)!
1. The Sopranos Series Finale. The perfect ending to what Stephen Holden called the "most important piece of pop-culture in the last 25 years." The debate over what really happened will rage on forever; what will not be debated, however, is that we have seen perhaps the only truly great piece of art that television will produce in our lifetimes. http://tinyurl.com/2xedvc
2. Rafael Nadal. I never thought I'd see the day that someone would beat the Greatest Athlete alive (Roger Federer) into abject surrender. This is exactly why Tennis is much more compelling than Golf. Plus, it was great just to see Gustavo "Guga" Kuerten again! http://tinyurl.com/2smuam
3. Rags to Riches Wins the Belmont Stakes. Talk about Girl Power…the foxy filly kept battling right until the bitter end to defeat Curlin and become the first filly to win a Triple Crown race in over a hundred years. You Go Girl! http://tinyurl.com/3cynjo
4. I'm Sorry, I Won't Do it Again.
5. I'm Sorry, I Won't Do it Again.
6. I'm Sorry, I Won't Do it Again.
7. I'm Sorry, I Won't Do it Again.
8. I'm Sorry, I Won't Do it Again.
9. I'm Sorry, I Won't Do it Again.
10. I'm Sorry, I Won't Do it Again.
One to Watch: Sure-Fire Best Actress Oscar Nominee
La Vie en Rose
Directed by: Olivier Dahan
Starring: Marion Cotillard, Gérard Depardieu, Emmanuelle Seigner, Sylvie Testud
Plot: A biopic of legendary French chanteuse Edith Piaf, whose personal life was every bit as dramatic as her songs. Truth-is-always-more-powerful-than-fiction type complications ensue.
The basu! Buzz: Back when The Better Half and I were walking around the streets of the Second Best City in the World (aka Paris) we kept seeing these posters for a movie called La Môme. As the Parisians walked by in their oh-so fashionable way (loved those jaunty scarves that the men wore), they would notice these posters and immediately start talking very animatedly about the movie (presumably – I do not speak a lick of French beyond what I learned from years of watching the French Open; stuff like S'il vous plait… Égalité…Avantage Mademoiselle Graf…Jeu Monsieur Bruguera…Quinze–Zéro…Jeu, Set, Match Monsieur Nadal). I'd never heard about the film, and was surprised to see so much excitement emanating from these Parisians with such discriminating taste (oops…I almost wrote "these discriminating Parisians" which would have a different connotation entirely…whew…close call!). Then, all of a sudden, it dawned on me…a lady in the 1940s, her back to the camera, singing in front of an adoring crowd…the drama…the passion…it could only be…that's right, that long-gestating Edith Piaf biopic. Of course, for American audiences, they had to re-title it after her most famous song (the one that my parents played all…the…time), but it's almost certain that you can pencil in Cotillard (who must be thanking her lucky stars for getting out of the dreadful A Good Year alive) for a nomination come 22 Jan 2008 (you heard it here first).
Bottom Line: Those Lucy Few in Manhattan and Los Angeles: Theatres – Eventually; Other, Less Fortunate Souls: DVD
Other Movies to Check Out (as well): The Conformist; 1984; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ; Cool Hand Luke; The Corporation
One to Watch: The Fourth of the Stampeding Three-quels
Ocean's Thirteen
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Al Pacino, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Ellen Barkin, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Elliott Gould, and The Great Carl Reiner (whew!)
Plot: A conman gathers his gang for that obligatory "one last job" after one his friends is double-crossed. How-high-can-you-count? type complications ensue.
The basu! Buzz: People loved the first one ( Eleven), hated the second one (Twelve), and are ambivalent about the third (uh, Thirteen) . Now, be honest with me, would you really give up a chance to see a movie featuring the Man Crushes of the Summer (so memorably dubbed by the San Francisco Chronicle)? Nope, I didn't think so.
Bottom Line: Theatres – Eventually
Other Movies to Check Out (as well): The Conformist; 1984; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ; Cool Hand Luke; The Corporation
One Not to Watch: The Horror of Making a Sequel to a Classic Film
Belle Toujours
Directed by: Manoel de Oliveira
Starring: Michel Piccoli, Bulle Ogier
Plot: A sequel/homage to the classic film Belle du Jour. The-horror-the-horror! type complications ensue.
The basu! Buzz: It's good to see that the abhorrent practice of endlessly recycling old films is not just a uniquely American tradition…of course, the French/Portuguese do have the good taste to try to butcher a great film rather than a pedestrian, well-known one.
Bottom Line: NEVER!
Other Movies to Check Out (instead): The Conformist; 1984; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ; Cool Hand Luke; The Corporation
New Movies
Surf's Up
Directed by: Ash Brannon and Chris Buck
Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Zooey Deschanel, Jeff Bridges, Jon Heder, James Woods
Plot: The world's best surfer must stand up against the best to prove that he is the best…penguin?! I-thought-penguins-lived-in-the-cold-type complications ensue.
The basu! Buzz: Disturbia , Transformers, Indiana Jones IV and this movie…I've just about had enough of this LaBeouf guy. I mean, really, this is the son of Indiana Jones? Now, I know Steven Spielberg needs to pull in that Disney Channel demographic (Lord knows he can't anymore), but did he really have to sink this low? Add this to the fact that Sean Connery is not coming out of retirement to be Indy's dad just one more time, and you can see why I am so bl**dy upset!
Bottom Line: Those with Screaming Little Children in Desperate Need of Babysitting Help: Theatres – Eventually; Other, Much Luckier People: DVD
Other Movies to Check Out (as well): The Conformist; 1984; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ; Cool Hand Luke; The Corporation
Hostel: Part II
Directed by: Eli Roth
Starring: Lauren German, Roger Bart, Heather Matarazzo, Bijou Phillips
Plot: Three young American women are lured to a hostel where the checkout time is…never! Sorry-couldn't-resist-type complications ensue.
The basu! Buzz: How did I know that I'd finally become too old? Was it when I couldn't touch my toes anymore, even with my knees bent? No. Was it when I found myself out of breath walking up the stairs…to the first floor? No. Was it when I found myself in bed with a cup of tea, watching reruns of Murder She Wrote on a Saturday night? No. It was when even I could not bring myself to watch any more torture porn like this. The studio LionsGate should be proud, it is this close to beating Paramount for the title of Worst Studio, Ever .
Bottom Line: Pass!
Other Movies to Check Out (instead): The Conformist; 1984; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ; Cool Hand Luke; The Corporation
The Top 10 Movies of 2007
300
Zodiac
Eklavya
Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd.
Spider-Man 3
Grindhouse (Though, truthfully, Death Proof was a bit better than Planet Terror)
The Namesake
Movie To Be Named Later
Movie To Be Named Later
Movie To Be Named Later
Top 10 Films Out Right Now That I Positively Have to See
The Lives of Others
Crazy Love
Hot Fuzz
Knocked Up
Paprika
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
28 Weeks Later
Shrek the Third
Fay Grim
Mr. Brooks